Escape from the bustle of the city in the Zen environment of the highly-ritualized cha-no-yu tea ceremony. Your kimono-clad tea master’s deft movements are practiced and perfect – following the rules set by Sen-no-Rikyu 500 years ago. Unfortunately, those rules make for some bitter freaking tea. Well, at least you can compliment the host on the beauty of the teapot… before stuffing your face with sweets to get the taste out of your mouth.